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arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006
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Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.
Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.
by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017
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lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.
"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."
by jh January 17, 2005
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ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
by s12 January 18, 2009
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to Google yourself

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)
by M_E November 3, 2008
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Google Lord

The person about whom the first hit is about when a name is entered on Google. Theoretically, this person is the most famous person with that name. Ordinary people like you or me could be a Google Lord, if they have weird enough names.
Mr Smith is much more popular than Mr Ramasudopolous, but Mr R is much more likely to be a Google Lord

"To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I'm feeling lucky, I'm a Google Lord"
by SteveCuri December 13, 2008
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Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009
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