Closet Goblin 

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

Closet Goblin by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Bout to goblin barrel that foo. 

This is said by big black gay men. Their white ice cream referring to a goblin barrel.

That brother looking cute, bout to goblin barrel that foo.

Bout to goblin barrel that foo. by Crackercheesemaynaise May 24, 2021

Cock Goblin 

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.

Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.

Cock Goblin by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010

blue goblin 

A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.

The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".

blue goblin by The Visitor! September 9, 2011

Little Goblin Boy 

A little goblin boy can be defined as some who follows another person around and does what they say. Its like a willing slave. They are usually submissive to their master.

Timmy always is with Tod. he is tod's Little Goblin Boy! That Glizzy Gulper!

Little Goblin Boy by Fertal Load April 24, 2022

Ass Goblin 

Critters that squirm inside of the your rumpus crack, and live to their lives content. They live inside your flabby ass untill their shit overwhelms your insides and you turn gay and hump everything in site. Now the word 'Ass Goblin' isn ot a word ot be used by the light-hearted. Be careful, it will eat you up with all itsm ight

1. Your fat reminds me of the ass goblin i bumped up my butt.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.

Ass Goblin by Lukas Mary May 17, 2004

whore goblin 

1. A person that is a complete slut.

2. Nothing about them is real and they don't give a fuck what anybody says.

3. Basically a whore just with the word goblin after it.

4. A goblin that's a whore.

That mother fucking whore goblin is a total bitch.

whore goblin by DUB1357 August 8, 2009