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night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.
Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"
by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017
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church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram
i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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