False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 4, 2017

summers flamingo

When one of your legs is gimped and you must rest it on the horizontal stationary object your partner is lying on during coitus, while the other leg is planted on the ground for leverage.

Utilizing the Summers Flamingo technique is the only way to guarantee stability during standing coital penetration.

by norm the plum October 14, 2017

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

robotic flamingo

The spazmatic jerky stride of somebody who has obviously been awake way too long & obvisously has had entirely way to much methamphetamines , bath salts &/or a multitude of various other stimulants .

And on the 3rd day of a 7 day binge everybody that seen her knew she was fucked up because she was doing the robotic flamingo as she walked down the street .

by Don't try this at hone September 15, 2020

Pink flamingos

A 1972 dada istic film by Baltimore's very own self proclaimed 'pope of trash'john Waters starring divine Edith Massey David lochary and mink stole.

Pink flamingos is about 2 families competing for the title of "the filthiest people alive!" Divine plays band johnson who lives with her demented family in a trailer park in the fictitious phenix Maryland just across town in a 'balmer brownstone' Baltimore live connie and Raymond marble. They both want to be the filthiest people alive!

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021

The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017