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frosting fountain

When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.
by little buckaroo December 25, 2011
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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triple fountain

When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.
Jamal, José, and myself all performed a Triple Fountain on the woman kneeling before us.
by Daedric_Fondler February 1, 2014
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Casey Fountain

She is a hot fucking blond that everyone wants to bang she got a nice ass and a really fine rack.
by I like Casey March 14, 2014
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Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 5, 2014
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Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
by bichasse May 27, 2016
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spaghetti fountain

a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.
"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"
by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016
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