fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 02, 2022

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 22, 2022

Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 06, 2023

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 03, 2018

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021