Father’s Day in a Pandemic

When the most important day of the year for millions of earthly fathers in pre-pandemic days is already low key or an almost a non-event, unlike Mother’s Day that looks more like a year long affair— Father’s Day has taken a back seat in human or family relationship during this coronavirus crisis, when eating or dining out is forbidden in many parts of the world that are experiencing their second, third, or fourth wave.

This year, ironically or sadly speaking, in a number of liberal countries, Father’s Day in a pandemic is being celebrated in homes where the child is looked after by two dads rather than one—it’s Fathers’ Day, or Father’s Day 2.0, that would test the moral or social fabric of Generation Y or Z in coming decades.

by MathPlus June 19, 2021

Founding Fathers

Genocidal slavefuckers.

"Sea to shining sea" meant replacing the red man with the black man, enslaved to do what the white man (or simply The Man - Founding Fathers) wanted.

by Zinnfan May 12, 2011

Father Time

The oldest living thing ever.... at college. This is the person who came to college years before any other of his current classmates, and has seen over a generation of students graduate before him. He is more likely to get a prescription to Viagra before he gets a diploma Diploma. However, in his old and experienced age, their infinite wisdom and knowledge of the social dynamics of the collegiate atmosphere are invaluable.

Person 1: Who invited that 60 year old to the party?
Person 2: Relax dude, that's Father Time! He's the life of this party and can drink more than anyone!
Person 1: Well shit, I hope he doesn't steal any of our chicks!
Person 2: Yea right, he's old!

by JoNicks July 20, 2010

tar and feather

To extract marijuana resin from paraphenlia, replace it as if to smoke it, and then add the remaining marijuana from that $25 bag of weed you waited two weeks for, and smoke the mixture.

We had to tar and feather or else the Simpsons wouldn't be as cool.

by Radix October 16, 2005

Birds of a feather flock together

People of SMALLWORLDS who have 170+ CL levels stay together in a group. If they see one of their own they go with them.

Oh look at the group of those VIPS. They are birds of a feather flock together.

by Brooklyn Clest August 2, 2017

Father, Son and Holy Ghost

Homosexual act of inserting the penis and both balls into the anus followed by orgasm in the rectum.

His rosebud was so loose i was able to give him the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

by Anal Love Monkey May 17, 2012

Red Feather

When you have vaginal sex with a femail whilst on period. you get youre red feather

Dude, i got my red feather last night with that slut Vicky

by Austin THE MASTER December 23, 2008