Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.

Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working

by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

ex

a BITCH

Ex is a BITCH

by Cxlvxns May 9, 2021

ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance

"EX-MULLET"

by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018

ex

Exchange likes

Can we ex ?.

by liskook June 14, 2017

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024