A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.
Evan is gay
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Get the evan joseph mug.Evan is the most sweetest person in the world, He cares about you more than anything in the world if you are dating him, he would give up something he loves just for you, and if you were his girlfriend I would not give him up for some other girl, He is loveable and super super nice and he treats you like the number one person In the world, I would say don't give him up
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