Ethan Girard

Skinny white kid who can’t do a pull-up

Wow you really pulled an Ethan Girard

by Gerhardt Ian April 26, 2022

Ethan James Siek

Lefty. Likes football

Ethan James Siek is throwing that ball all the way across the fo

by IsaacLloyd033 May 5, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022

ethan bennett!

small little man, goblin like. cracker. slave. if you have an ethan friend, dont be afraid to throw them like a ragoll. very retarded. doesnt know what 2+2 is. a fat small garlic goblin slave who smashed his relatives and pets in alabama.

get over here maypnaise monkey garlic goblin ethan bennett!

by thelowblow69 May 9, 2022

Ethan Jeon and Alex Ren

Likes someone named Elizabeth

Ethan Jeon and Alex Ren like Elizabeth

by Ching Wing Chong Wong June 6, 2022

Ethan Gamer TV

A highly successful Youtuber and philanthropist who has been active on the platform since the age of seven, playing Roblox and many other popular (family-friendly) games.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.

Ethan Gamer TV is pretty impressive if you think about it. He makes big money without losing his childhood!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2022

Ethan

The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.

"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."

by justarandomguyhere August 23, 2022