A Morbidly obese usually curly haired individual, Most likely has raging biceps and The thickest bum cheeks. But don’t be fooled by his flaws as his large physique and golden features are killers with the ladies!
Person1: “have you seen Ethan Adams”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
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Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
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Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
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Get the bailey and ethan mug.The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.
Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.
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