by big baller boy October 30, 2023
Get the Eric Bergermug. a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024
Get the eric loftinmug. The sweetest guy ever, he’s so loving, caring, he’s also shy and smart. He’s probably even good in bed. Anyone would be lucky to have an Eric. (he’s also only into McKenzie) So stay away or you might get stabbed😁
by 2007mb May 31, 2023
Get the Ericmug. 
Eric is a usually short person and they don’t really get girls and they usually get cheated on cause their short
by Daddyjackchief October 23, 2018
Get the Ericmug. Eric is the guy who backs off at any sign of dominance from another guy in real life, but absolutely kicks your ass in any video game, sport, and subject without breaking a sweat at the same time.
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend got stolen by Eric, and he didn't even want her.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Eric for sure.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Eric for sure.
by arousedpigeon27 August 26, 2022
Get the Ericmug. Eric is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, He is going to be shy at first but as soon as he opens up to you you will wish you met him before, He will make sure that you know how much he loves you everyday and he will be the sweetest guy ever. Not to mention that he is incredibly good looking and funny. If you ever get the chance to date an Eric than take it. Personally, I have an Eric and I wouldn't trade him for the world! Eric's are the type of guys that you will want to spend every second of your life with and marry. They will want everyone to know that you're theirs. And if you're smart enough, you will let everyone know that he is yours
by Smeeporp November 20, 2023
Get the Eric Phillipsmug.