orman english school

a place where you waste your life in to study random shit that won't help you with life, most of the religion teachers are sexist,the principle is a grammar freak and the students are weird as fuck

from: your average 6th grader girl student try to find me bitches

"orman english school needs to burn down ngl" - student
"orman englisha school" - students
"it's english not englisha" - principle

by vvxxhan April 22, 2021

English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.

"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher

by Laynad00 May 3, 2021

Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language

I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful

by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013

English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

English Henry

having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.

Damn, bob had an english henry last night!

by philodendrussy January 27, 2023

english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).

teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023