epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

by vid007 March 13, 2011

Epic Yawn

The sound that God makes when he is tired. It is a rare site to see.

"So I was on Skype yesterday, and Peaches had an epic yawn." (Btw, Peaches is God.)

by kathryn.bubblez.yum.heehee April 7, 2011

epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

by Epic failage April 11, 2011

Epic whale

The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.

Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.

by Epicwhaleicus May 2, 2011

Epic-Data

A facebook group which consists of friends hanging to make new videos filled with comedy, drama, and action.

Me and my friends are going to make another video for out "Epic-Data" group.

by Epic-Data May 16, 2011

epic-ona-stick

sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation

dude- holy shit look at that flying elephant!
dudett- wow thats totally epic-ona-stick!

by zilla grenderbeak June 19, 2011

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011