Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.

Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).

by LEVELS January 21, 2012

Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching

E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..

by Linguistical! July 7, 2011

Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020