back door bandit

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

by James Taylor November 6, 2003

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

Back door parole

Prison slang: To die in prison

''He got away by back door parole''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

Back door obliteration

To enter another person's anal passage, especially by force; often with unnecessary violence.

Cheryl's got a right gubbins - I'm gonna have to give her a back door obliteration.

by th3magicnumber October 28, 2009

like a door knob

when a girl is so easy all u have to do is ask and you and your friends can get some action from her every other day

she is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

by boom0259 October 6, 2008

Back Door Girl

A girl who only enters thru a rear un-noticed entry of your house to have sex with you on the down low......a girl you only have sex with and keep it a secret.....enters thru your rear sliding glass door, comes to bedroom, has sex and leaves....

Back door girl came by last nite, had sex and she was gone.

You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?

Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!

by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010