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dial the doctor

I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor
by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022
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Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.
Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs
by Big D*CK February 23, 2023
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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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