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dingleberry grove

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.
You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!
by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003
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Dinglepuss

1. Foolish or silly person, who does not think about the consequences of their actions prior to doing something that may be harmful to themselves or others.

2. To make thoughtless statements that can be interpreted as annoying or irritating to others.
1. I fell off the chair I was using to clean the refrigerator. You Dinglepuss! Why didn't you just use a ladder?

2. Did you hear what she said? That Dinglepuss comment is going to piss mommy off. Now we will never get to go to the party!
by Tdbleday February 4, 2010
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dingleberry

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
by Zorra October 4, 2005
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Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015
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Dingleroosters

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.
Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?
by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008
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dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.
That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!
by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008
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dinglekenner

dinglekenner (noun) When a male is a taking a shit and he gets a half chub
Yesterday I was taking a shit and got a dinglekenner.
by sleezy_keezy6969 January 27, 2014
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