Dildo Munch

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.

Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.

by Rob and John January 27, 2009

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body

"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"

by loliknow April 25, 2014

dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013