crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!

by uhh94 November 14, 2019

baby diddler

A cho-mo a cathholic priest that parts the alterboys hair while getting his dick sucked and saying bless you my child bless you......A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER NAMED CHESTER THE MOLESTER

That Catholic priest is a baby diddler i heard he touched jimmy while parting his hair and saying bless you my child

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

Skittle Diddling

Female masturbation

Tanya was caught skittle diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020

Bomb-diddily bomb bomb

The most annoying word next to appies. Who shortens appetizer?

My girlfriends mom says Bomb-diddily bomb bomb when talking about her appies

by Annoyed in Gobenador December 29, 2020