My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

Did you pay yir bill?

An expression commonly used as a last resort in trying to determine the cause of a problem. May also be screamed extremely loudly, from a moving vehicle, out of a partially opened window.

Person A: "Yeah, I canny figure it oot. I have tried everything."
Person B: "Did you pay yir bill?"
Person A (inside a moving car): "DID YOU PAY YIR BILL !?!?!?"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?

Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by theydidsurgeryonagrape20-8-5-2 November 26, 2018

you did a melvin

In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.

Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.

The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.

Jeez Kenny - you did a melvin on that trade huh?

by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022