When you're having sex with a girl, right before you blow your
load everywhere, you stop and take her downstairs. You proceed to eat a chicken dinner. Do not offer her any, she is a woman. What you do next is crucial. You find a phonebook, make it into a funnel and shove it up her ass. Then you
stick your fingers down your own throat and
puke the chicken dinner into the phonebook, and proceed to fuck her in the ass.