deuce bigalow

n. slang. The hand ace and two in Texas hold'em poker.

He got so lucky with seven, two, two on the flop to crack my pocket rockets with his deuce bigalow.

by RAD_Esq September 17, 2006

deuce sweat

taking a gigantic shit that leaves you tired after dropping it.

Be right back dude, gotta drop a deuce sweat.

by Deeznuts Bitch February 23, 2004

deuceface

The person deuced upon in a deucefest.

"Parks, now everyone is going to call you deuceface because you let that kid deuce on your face."

by squeezemfreezem July 7, 2005

deuce

1. peace, later, i'm out.
2. to go poop
3. the number 2

1. "later man" "deuces, dude. see ya tomorrow"
2. "i need to go drop a deuce"
"lets go deuce it up in the bathroom"
3. "how many chips should i buy?" "deuce"

by yoyomama December 18, 2007

Deuce

Another word for poo.

Bradley : "Drop a deuce now"
Brianna : "BRADLEY I AM CONSTIPATED!"

by dropadeuce October 12, 2010

Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

Diarrhea Deuce

A human with two x chromosomes, but it is hard to tell that through their physical appearance. These beings unfortunately do interact in oral sex and therefore getting with one causes the receiver to be contaminated by such an unfortunate looking specimen for life.

So Colin got with like 20 diarrhea deuces last night. Typical.

by Quincy Qweef May 16, 2011