december syndrome

The process of everything falling to shit during the month of December, due only to the fact that it is December.

I don't know, dude, sounds like december syndrome.

by baconstrrip December 6, 2010

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011

deceptisket

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence

Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

Decepticans

The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans

I gotta stop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans

by Rob Ogilbie October 20, 2011

Deceptibonk

A popular YouTuber/artist from the country known as Latvia. She currently has 50,000+ subscribers on her gaming channel and 60,000+ subscribers on her art/vlog channel.

Guy #1: Deceptibonk is like, my favorite YouTuber ever!!!

by Omnishun May 25, 2014

December 1

Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush

Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.

by Cheesy ChiChi November 27, 2019

December 2

Give a girl you’re hoodie and hold their hand. 🥺😤

Come on man put on your big boy pants and do it. Hold her hand on December 2

by Kermit de frog December 1, 2019