Golden-Cow

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.

i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.

by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015

cash cow

cash cow a rich and often homely woman who is tolerated for her ability to keep her man ensconced in her world of luxury.

Biff won't break up with Marge until he finds another old hag worth a hundred million; as far as cash cows go, he hit paydirt.

by Biffy Law August 30, 2006

blue cow

A DELICIOUS sandwich shop off of Main St. in Andover.

I ate lunch at Blue Cow today. It was orgasmic!

by iloveham April 14, 2006

Human Cow

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states

There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 11, 2008

cow vagina

when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.

Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

by Retordd March 2, 2018

Cow-Hat

A Sexual Move requiring the use of a Pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. The Man will defecate on the woman's head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a "Cow-hat." The woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. While these may seem as a sexual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.

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by Brit Caquad February 15, 2009