COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020

imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries

heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020

Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.

Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.

by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020