couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring

Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you

by Life couch January 30, 2021

Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024

couch licker

when you
when you lick couches

Stop licking couches you couch licker!

by bung linger April 19, 2023

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Abigail Couch

She’s a couch and has nice curly brown hair, Abby is a really sweet friend who likes to be sassy at the worst times and also is beautiful she always thinks that she annoys people but in reality everyone loves her. Anyone that’s her friend is lucky to know her.

Abigail Couch is a beautiful, sweet girl and anyone would be lucky to be friends with her

by Lukevader112 March 14, 2025