Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.

I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak

by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016

Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.

by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.

Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.

by catnip785052 January 7, 2012

corn maze

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.

mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.

by marcsu October 20, 2018

Corn booty

When eating a woman’s ass you eat the corn she hadn’t wiped out earlier that day.

Aye bluh you eat corn booty ? It’s nasty man.

by Blöwe October 29, 2018

corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

Creamed Corn

1. Chunky semen, usually a consequence of masturbating at anime.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.

1. Today the doctor took a sample of my creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.

by THICCsnapper May 30, 2018