Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

clogbobbler

Some one who is profoundly retarded

You fat clogbobbler

by Bostick queen nugget February 19, 2022

Clogging The Sink

Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.

Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!

by LLcooljay62 April 8, 2022

Closer

Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.

Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.

by older-wiser-better-stronger May 27, 2022

Clogger

slur that is used by drainers to describe people who are against them

“bro you’re totally clogging my drain, you clogger”

by WhatsUpMyClogga June 22, 2022

Clogger

Anyone who is anti drain or trying to bring down the drainers is a clogger.

Person 1:“Bro you’re totally clogging my drain, you clogger.”
Person 2:"Watch the hard R there bro. You can only call me clogga"

by icydanny June 25, 2022

Closer

Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.

I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.

by Bealorn July 23, 2022