Chive

Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.

A Chive.

"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"

World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;

by McForelli January 12, 2008

cleveland browns

NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.

"Those Cleveland Browns got thier ass beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers last week!"

by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006

CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER

When you take a shit on your partners chest, (cleveland steamer). Then roll them over and soak it into the sheets.

"Hey baby, five bucks for a steamroller chief wahoo style"

by Arsenal March 3, 2004

Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so cute boys can only see me from the front.

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.

LeBron just orchestrated the worst Cleveland Steamer I've ever seen!

by Uncle Buttchucker July 10, 2010

Chivey

A food that contains a great deal of chives.

I like my twice baked potatoes extra buttery and chivey.

by Anastasia13 February 21, 2014