Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

Good, Clean Fun

Yes, Family-friendly entertainment, but also the title of a Monkees song in which the title is never mentioned

Hey, let's listen to The Monkees' "Good, Clean Fun", it'll be good, clean fun!

by DixieChampagne September 13, 2022

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

Clean butt fart

The act of farting after freshly pooping and showering where there is less risk of stink.

Did you just fart?!??!

Don’t worry. It was a clean butt fart.

by Belward March 6, 2022

Clean up shop

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.

In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!

by Conkoosh February 15, 2023

Batting Clean-up

The fourth position in line for a train.

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010