clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 3, 2009

Clam Dam

The effort or act of preventing a femal from engaging in sexual behavior specificaly with a phalius. To create drama resulting in cebalcy for a lesbian.The female version of cock block. past tense clam damed

Sara: I can't believe Tanyas acting like a douchebagette now my date left.
Anna: Man you got clam damed

Do not clam dam me at this Liilith fest tonight Susan

by sueme17 March 29, 2011

clam chatter

loud vibrating air release from a womans vagina.

During intercourse my girls clam chatter woke my parents up with a loud "ppppppffffffff pppppfff pppfff pff!!!"

quief queef kweef

by BALLZ2DAWALLZ June 20, 2012

panda clam

a vagina closed up with hardened sand while the woman sleeps. usually done to asians as a joke.

i gave korin a panda clam

by PandaSandTheAsian December 4, 2007

Clam Knuckle

It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.

Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.

by akendall July 8, 2009

Clam Poppin

To gyrate hips in a sexual fashion while thrusting the pelvis upward. A cultural trend that has taken over music videos. Although closely related to coochie-pop, clam poppin is the more acceptable term because of the stigmatization of coochie-pop being seen as ghetto. Clam poppin has now become trendy among female musicians. Such as Ciara, Beyonce, Madonna, Rhianna etc.

Omg did you see that new Keri Hilson video she was clam poppin all over the place.
Gurl I did! Totally judging her rite now!

by nicolecareface January 26, 2011

Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008