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Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
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christheroach

Chris the roach is a roach thats named chris, i thought you would have known that by now?
look its that mf christheroach
by christheroach May 21, 2021
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christophane

such a cutipieeeeee
christophane is such a cutipieeeeee
by christophane June 7, 2021
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Christophi

Christophi is your average male human that gets average grades. Sleeps at 12 am and wakes up at 7. Theres nothing special with him. Theres no reason to be friends with him. He does have some but not alot. Also he loves eating oreo cookies
Lmao im such a christophi
by SuperIdolFarts November 21, 2021
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Christover

Sorry, that word isn't on here, but you can make a new word!
Christover
by Christover November 21, 2021
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criztopher

A very wise man and very talented, doesn’t like to be praised by his doings but by how he dresses and looks. Kind hearted and very loyal to a partner.
Criztopher what a wonderful outfit and thanks for the help
by KumikiNg November 21, 2021
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Christophine

As a name, ur defined as someone that don’t know it’s worth, but is worth being friends with. Ur funny in the way u are, that makes u interesting. But don’t forget ur also lunatic, ur mood swings so easily that sometimes it’s difficult to follow u. Ur confident in the outside but has so many doubts in the inside, u need to remember urself ur a beautiful soul. U have this maturity that helps u understand why people act like this. Ur used to never think of the consequences of things, it can either be good or bad. Be proud of who u are my little vegetable♡
It’s Christophine but everyone calls me Christo
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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