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christofher

A really cool beaner.spelled with a "F" Beacause that is the way they spell it in Mexico.
That beaner christofher is good at soccer.
by The Frijolero (Beaner) April 27, 2017
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christophier

My name is Christophier
My name's Christophier how are you?
by Christophier May 17, 2018
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Christophibia

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020
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Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
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christophane

such a cutipieeeeee
christophane is such a cutipieeeeee
by christophane June 7, 2021
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christophoros

Christophoros is a sex god with a ginormous d**k

Also very toxic
Christophoros
by Tsoupapimounianio November 20, 2021
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Christophi

Christophi is your average male human that gets average grades. Sleeps at 12 am and wakes up at 7. Theres nothing special with him. Theres no reason to be friends with him. He does have some but not alot. Also he loves eating oreo cookies
Lmao im such a christophi
by SuperIdolFarts November 21, 2021
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