by The Frijolero (Beaner) April 27, 2017
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Get the christophier mug.Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020
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Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
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by Tsoupapimounianio November 20, 2021
Get the christophoros mug.Christophi is your average male human that gets average grades. Sleeps at 12 am and wakes up at 7. Theres nothing special with him. Theres no reason to be friends with him. He does have some but not alot. Also he loves eating oreo cookies
by SuperIdolFarts November 21, 2021
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