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Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020
mugGet the Chode launchermug.

minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small
Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.
by Minty guy May 22, 2023
mugGet the minty chodemug.

chode lucas

someone that does the bounce and reveals that he has an abnormally wider penis and shorter length therefore called chode Lucas.
we were sitting in science class and chode Lucas walks through the door, we all exclaimed "OMG ITS CHODE LUCAS".
by I hate chode lucas August 2, 2023
mugGet the chode lucasmug.

Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
mugGet the Chode Kingmug.

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.
One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."
by dats2dope January 4, 2010
mugGet the Chode Garagemug.

chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)
Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.
by Konatone March 10, 2004
mugGet the chode-smokermug.

Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.
Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P
by The Invasion of Asians! September 16, 2008
mugGet the Chode Redmug.

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