Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
by Mathers 1 July 25, 2008
The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.
If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.
by weirdgirl June 14, 2003
When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.
by KaosFreak February 29, 2008
by madjack July 13, 2004
by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016
A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
by MrPants September 05, 2012
leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain
AKA the Captain
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004