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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.
You're a shit cannoner
by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018
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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
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Glass Cannon

EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.
Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022
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Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP
Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!
by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010
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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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