“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
Get the French Cannonmug. The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.
by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018
Get the Cannonermug. can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
Get the Cannon Cleansemug. It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
Get the Pirates cannonmug. Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022
Get the Glass Cannonmug. by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010
Get the Noob-Cannonmug. When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug.