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Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.
"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"
by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016
mugGet the Corn Snakemug.

corn potato

It stuck into and around my corn potato
by Kerfuffled28 July 10, 2022
mugGet the corn potatomug.

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
mugGet the Kettle Cornmug.

corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.
OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!
by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015
mugGet the corn boobmug.

Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
mugGet the Corn Harvestmug.

Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022
mugGet the Children Of The Cornmug.

corn guy

by nnnaaaahhhhhhhhh December 14, 2017
mugGet the corn guymug.

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