Butt Baby

A child that is concieved by anal sex.
Gestation occurs in the lower intestine and the baby is born through the anal sphincter which dilates (to up to a foot) in diameter for this purpose.

I always thought anal sex was the most reliable form of contraception until i got pregnant with a butt baby and contracted herpes.

Butt Baby by Farmer Fife August 30, 2004

butt tag 

(A) the act or rubbing or wiping your butt on someones elses belongings.

Damn somebody butt taged Bubbas pillow case and left a skid mark.

Hey lets butt tag Chucks ski mask and see how long it takes him to notice

butt tag by Bo Snagley November 10, 2008

butt fungus 

A fool, idiot, moron, retard.

You left the food in the oven, you butt fungus.

butt fungus by Joel Joseph April 25, 2006

Butt Chafe 

When your butt gets a huge chafe in the crack and it burns when you whipe, run, or when it is in contact with water. Often occurs after taking a dump then immediately running afterward.

"Damnit Neuge, I got that butt chafe again!"

Butt Chafe by Evan Twomey April 18, 2006

butt drag 

To catch a fellow athletic glistening wrestling foe off guard by placing your thumb up their anus.

I busted out a butt drag and when he winched I pinned him FTW!

butt drag by LilWang December 23, 2006

butt lozenge

Slang for suppository

Sidney: My piles are killing me!
Louie: Well, ram a butt lozenge up your arsetube! That'll help cool em down!

butt lozenge by Figley E Whitesides December 14, 2007

butt ray 

Another word for fart.

Don't come any closer or you'll be standin' in my butt ray.

butt ray by Susie R January 20, 2008