mud dipper

A man that is willing to have sex with a woman that has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) or diarrhea. He / possibly she (with a strap-on) has no concern with getting "poop" on their "dick", and will go back for more multiple times.

"Hey Becky, I dont know what to do with Steve. I might have diarrhea."

"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

mud wheel

An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself

Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel

by boss_baby2010 November 18, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".

Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!

by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021