Tinker Burger

The sweet tasty goodness of OKC Military.

We flew into the base only to get a Tinker Burger.

by Oil Filter February 27, 2019

Pink burger

When you go to a strip club and the male and female strippers bend over in a g-string

Dude that's one tasty pink burger

by SavageSausage January 29, 2018

hassle burger

noun Slang. a situation, task, etc., that seems difficult or frustrating.

With no sleep last night, I'll be eating a hassle burger today.

by coworkers minus the "co" April 17, 2023

the ramen burger

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

Buddy burger

Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.

A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.

by Oral Hamburgler July 11, 2023

Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

by Boner Burger February 12, 2022

Puto Burger

A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.

We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger

by Pedio September 13, 2017