A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017
Get the bottle my watermug. When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.
by Theanswer January 26, 2015
Get the Wine bottlingmug. Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…
by Picklenut682 January 15, 2024
Get the I be poppin bottlesmug. The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonkingmug. by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021
Get the Water bottlemug. An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done
Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first
by BottleMaster June 5, 2018
Get the Loosened the bottle capmug. Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug.