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In n out blumpkin

Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.
by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022
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Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
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Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.
Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!
by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
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Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021
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Blumpkin Soup

The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.
She got some blumpkin soup on her face
by Three Smart Men December 10, 2021
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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles
Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.
by Bent-it April 18, 2022
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