Bandit

The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.

GeT oFf ThE tAbLe BaNdIt!

by Fredmcchiken August 6, 2020

Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010

Fridge Bandit

A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.

"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"

"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"

by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011

Dunk Bandits

Normally shouted before a basketball game to be inside the gang you must be able to dunk. When passing a fellow dunk bandit you must either smash fists together or hold up your hand and shout DUNK BANDIT !!!!!! at the same time of course you might be able to join if you or pretty awesome at shooting but ball hoggers arnt allowed in ever doesnt matter what size you are you can dunk

DUNK BANDIT Hey Greg nice to see you coming this arvo to traning
DUNK BANDIT yeah nice to see you to bro i am this saturday im just going to dunk it like theres no tommorrow cya dunk bandits brother

by normy123414 September 10, 2012

Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Red Bandit

White male late 20's early 30's with ginger hair, day walker. Loves to get fucked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prostitutes. Preferably two black ones at a shitty hotel. Can't get his dick hard to fuck'em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. Uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her pussy to shit. The Red Bandit is a very horny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.

The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.

If you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say "does the Red Bandit love blow jobs?"

Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit

by Hamboan December 14, 2013