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turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

rap battle

An instance in american culture where two black males (or in some occasions, wannabee blacks) insult each other with lyrical rhymes appeasing a large crowd and earning respect by "roastin on n*ggas"
Damn bro elijah roasted on tha n*gga ben in that rap battle today!
rap battle by bigdaddyflattop December 19, 2011

Facebook Battle 

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.
Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

Wizard Lightning Battle 

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!
Wizard Lightning Battle by boogerh7 November 23, 2010

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

Europa: The Last Battle

Europa: The Last Battle, stands to be the single biggest load of BS that neo-Nazis still wish to present as factual. Entirely made up of assumptions, oversimplifications and an extreme series of mental gymnastics in order to make the viewer believe this load of crap. Europa sits atop a pyramid of stupidity, with its director at the top, and it’s mindless believers underneath, so incapable of critical thinking and an ability to reason, and research, that they genuinely believe this to be fact over years of eye witness testimony, admittance by the perpetrators and an abundance of historical documents proving the exact opposite this movie wishes to present. In short, if you watch this, you are spineless, scum, and probably an incel in your mom’s basement.
Europa: The Last Battle? You must be an imbecile if you watch that crap.