A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
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water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!
by SoberLeprechaun October 13, 2010
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Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
by xSamix December 23, 2013
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Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.
A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.
But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.
A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.
But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:
Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?
Edmontonian: Edmonton.
Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?
Edmontonian: Edmonton.
Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008
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Get the battle of the booties mug.BvS , Batman Vs Superman is the movie where the director tried to show complexity , symbolism and deepness , but due to low to no IQ some people cry saying it's a bad movie, especially the MCUtards and the so called neutral DC+MCU fans cry about it because they don't understand BvS nor do they understand any other movie than MCU movie, BvS was a perfect DC movie , but ever since MCU came into picture, MCU ruined people's taste in movies due to which people say BvS was bad, Critics were paid to bash the movie due to which it affected a little on it's box office, yet it made over $800million and BvS is the movie which perfectly represents Batman and Superman.
A: Oh boy! Batman Vs. Superman : Dawn of Justice (BvS) is a great movie.
B: that's the worst movie, it ruined Batman and Superman.
A: oh and what's your favourite movie?
B: Endgame...
A: ah! I expected it, you MCUtards have no taste in movie and y'all shit on everything that isn't made by Disney! So GTFO.
B: that's the worst movie, it ruined Batman and Superman.
A: oh and what's your favourite movie?
B: Endgame...
A: ah! I expected it, you MCUtards have no taste in movie and y'all shit on everything that isn't made by Disney! So GTFO.
by PhosphoRex October 28, 2019
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