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Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12
Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house
by Andy Sor September 16, 2017
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huffy bastard

someone who takes offence and sulks,

i.e ya huffy bastard
put yer dummy back in ya huffy bastard
by harvey1690 July 28, 2019
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Belligerent Bastard

1. When whatever you're on or under the influence of is enhanced by your environment in a way that makes you become overtly agressive and loud, and thus a belligerent bastard.

2. When the quietest guy in the room decides to start yelling. There must be a reason. When the humblest person you know starts telling you about yourself. You must be tweaking. Pardon his belligerence, but check yourself.

3. (As deemed by www.belligerentbusiness.com) - The non-conformist, free spirited, anti-ignorance individual that loves life enough to speak, and act, out loud and belligerently on behalf of their people, and for the Better of Humanity.
1. Did you see that belligerent bastard hop on the bar and do the moonwalk last night? Then he opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and started pouring it all over himself.

2. Man, all of a sudden Jim just started screaming at Bob and telling him how tired he was of always having to listen to him talk about how much he hates his wife. Jim had to bring out his belligerent bastard on that ass.

3. The belligerent bastards gathered to make progress in their goal of enacting change in a belligerent way.
by Belligerent Zukur February 8, 2012
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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Rat Bastard

1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.
1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.

2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.
by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017
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