road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.
Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.
by Jemapple Russe March 18, 2011
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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Belligerent Bastard

1. When whatever you're on or under the influence of is enhanced by your environment in a way that makes you become overtly agressive and loud, and thus a belligerent bastard.

2. When the quietest guy in the room decides to start yelling. There must be a reason. When the humblest person you know starts telling you about yourself. You must be tweaking. Pardon his belligerence, but check yourself.

3. (As deemed by www.belligerentbusiness.com) - The non-conformist, free spirited, anti-ignorance individual that loves life enough to speak, and act, out loud and belligerently on behalf of their people, and for the Better of Humanity.
1. Did you see that belligerent bastard hop on the bar and do the moonwalk last night? Then he opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and started pouring it all over himself.

2. Man, all of a sudden Jim just started screaming at Bob and telling him how tired he was of always having to listen to him talk about how much he hates his wife. Jim had to bring out his belligerent bastard on that ass.

3. The belligerent bastards gathered to make progress in their goal of enacting change in a belligerent way.
by Belligerent Zukur January 21, 2012
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Erin Is A Bastard

Erin is a bastard means that Erin Noble is basically a bastard! She loves the word as she was the one to create it!! She classifys that as her ‘special’ word, and it’s true it’s her favourite word and no one else should use it!
by We love bastards January 14, 2019
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fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.
by CarcassCardigan March 09, 2014
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue December 22, 2016
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