Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Bandit

A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as robbery,assault and the dealing of drugs. Bandits are also armed gangsters.

The man toting a pistol robbed two men and assaulted 3 people,he's a bandit !

by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021

Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021