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Awkward balloons

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthdayjust because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
by Yoo657 December 26, 2011
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julian bailon

Autistic ass who can't break 8 in the mile. People usually call him SmallCockJulianB. Is gay asf and nigga can't even count to ten ah ah ah.
Person1: are u autistic
Person 2: no, but Julian Bailon is, he can't even break 8 in the mile!
by BigD78 November 19, 2017
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Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
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Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
by Horn-player April 27, 2017
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Balloonadoo

Im not quite sure wat i means, but it definately a word....i think.
Someone: you are a balloonadoo
otherguy: What's that mean?
someone: I don't know, you just ARE one.
otherguy: OH NO!!

*otherguy runs off crying*
by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004
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egg balloon fart

it means when you fart it smells like an egg and makes you feel as if you want to take of like a balloon. The phrase was radomley made up by me when my man farted and it smelt like an egg and he said i nearly took of like a hot air balloon a bit random i know but very funny
its when you to a huge stinking fart when you are bloated this is when a egg balloon fart occurs or you done a "egg balloon fart" you stinking bastard
by orange woman July 3, 2009
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ballooned in the ass

1.buttsex comes from a scene in scary movie 2 where the demonic clown got buttsexed by a gay character under the bed 2.enema procedures with the use of a water pack and its components or a enema bags bought from stores 3.coloscopy examination where a camera is stuck in your ass cavity 4.gay clownsex with the use of a real balloon for a condom
1.shelly got ballooned in the ass by rob.
2.tom ballooned himself in the ass to clear out his bowels with an enema for surgery.

3joe had to get a coloscopy done they ballooned him with a camera in the ass
4.the 2 clown men at circus got busted ballooning each other in the ass using a balloon as a condom
by kojiro95 December 8, 2010
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