Asian persuasion

A group of half asians that are so sexy it makes u explode ur pants

Zach, Julia and Olivia are the AP FO LIFE MOFO *BANG**BANG* WORD 2 YO MOTHA PPPPEEAACE OOOWWWTTTT!!!

by Zach May 6, 2005

asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

Asian Stir-Fry

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir-fry last night!

by hello1471 April 1, 2009

Asian-Fit-In

When a man with uncomfortably small penis moves to ANY Asian country to fit in with the sexual competition

Guy with normal sized dick 1: Did you here about Robert?
Guy with normal sized dick 2: No, what happened?
Guy with normal sized dick 1: After his last pick up, he was obliged to do an Asian-Fit-In.
Guy with normal sized dick 2: So the rumors were true!!!
Guy with normal sized dick 1: He's in a better place now.

by OurYouthAtLarge August 6, 2012

Asian Spring

An unseasonably warm winter. It's like Spring came early. Like an Indian Summer (warm autumn).

"What a beautiful Asian Spring we are having on this February day!"

by Runner Girl 6 May 1, 2012

Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family

Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.

by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020

Asian Towel Taxi

To stick one’s finger in Barret’s sphincter

We need two Asian towel taxis and one Barret hole. Sounds like a good time

by BiggDaddyD619 January 25, 2022